The Big House 6

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Game: Wii U 
Asking: $420

Best Link NA, maybe ya don't know but you should know if ya in da real illuminati nawwmean? Shitboys 4 lyfe.

So let's be real. Even if I am best link NA, that's still like 65th place at best (my placing, the highest placing Link at SSC). U mite be asking, What can you do for me Khakis? You ain't winnin...

Well let me tell you what's gonn' happen.

Every major I show up at and every hotel room I choose to pay for, That room be popping. The matches, The Cyphs, The Shittalk. Its the fukkin realness every time no X-2-the-ceptions. Reelest damn talk.

Oh and I got them beats too. Check out the youtube song I linked, shit is poppin B.

Anyway. My play is nice but you paying for Khakis to come over for the Khakis experience.

I'll find your ass and I'll make your tournament experience achieve MAXIMUM LITNESS.

Let's b real do you really care if Ally or Larry wins or any of that shit? Or do you wanna have the most kickass Smash Chillfest of your short ass life?

Hit me up on @Nd_Kakakhakis if you gots questions.

  • 15
    Nominations
  • 20th
    Wii U